Name: Essy Mogul
Date of Birth: October 16, 1984
Place of Birth: Pagsanjan, Laguna
Age: 25
Sex: Female
Status: Single
Language Spoken: English, Filipino
Current Location: Los Baños, Laguna. (will settle for long distance relationship)
Occupation: Assistant Scientist
Random fact: Have a tongue pierce.

Essy has a Bachelor of Science degree in Agriculture from University of the Philippines Los Baños. She majors in Agronomy, specialized in Crop Production and Management. Although her job title is a bit intimidating, it’s just glorified magsasaka.

Applicant should be male, single, preferably 25 years old and above. Perfect for those who also loves to cook, travel and adventure; plays soccer, poker and online facebook games. Anime fanatic. Essy knows how to suck sax. (Related post: Bird Sucking)

In very good working condition, haven’t been repaired or modified. System still intact. She is 100% shock proof, weather proof and dust proof. Haven’t tested for bullet proof but we can try. Strong and sweet personality. Has stable job and taking up masteral units. I will give a personal waranty of 3 days, pagkatapos nun bahala na kayong magpagawa pag nagtoyo.

Previous applicants may re-apply. All offers will be considered.

Applicant must send letter of interest to: essy [underscore] mogul [at] yahoo [dot] com. Or thru below contact details:

Mobile Number: 0927-511-9667 or 0919-313-3364 (These are legit, i-try mo pa.)
Yahoo Messenger: essy_mogul
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/essy.mogul
Tumblr: http://essysita.tumblr.com/
Multiply: http://essysita.multiply.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/essysita

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