Alam mo SystemOne? Eto ang ginagamit ngayon ng mga estudyante sa UPLB para magregister online na hindi ko man lang naranasan sa buong panahon kong estudyante. Sanay akong pumila para sa Form 5, mag-enlist at mag-prerog. Ayon sa mga testimonial ng mga Elbizens, hanepshit ang SystemOne.

Tuwing tinatanong ko si Emon kung kamusta ang registration nya sa SystemOne, wala naman syang problema palibhasa wala syang ibinagsak na kahit anong subject, maayos at kumpleto ang kanyang online registration. Wala syang problema.. ngayon lang! Kung kailan graduating na sya.

Ganito kasi yun, ang nakalagay sa SystemOne na kailangan nyang units ay 19, pero ang naka-register lang sa kanya ay 16 units. Isang subject ang kailangan nya at ang subject na yon ay isa na lang ang open na slot. Ang alam ko, aagahan ni Emon pumunta sa Los Banos para magpa-enlist sa isang subject na yan. Good luck.

Naisip ko lang, kung sakaling hindi makapag-enlist si Emon, madedelay sya ng isang semester para lang sa isang subject. Magpapainom ako kapag nangyari yan. At hindi ko na kamumuhian si Duldulao, ang mastermind ng SystemOne at ang sinisisi ko sa pagkadelay ko ng isang semester dahil sa Object Oriented Programming na sya ang prof ko. Hahanapin ko sya sa Facebook at ila-Like ko na din ang lahat ng posts nya.

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Off topic. Maraming salamat kay Jec para sa akin bagong profile picture. Mukhang mabait, tahimik, mahinhin at hindi makabasag pinggan. Parang akoooo!

Edit. Nakuha ni Emon ang isang subject na wala sa kanyang online registration kaya 19 units na this semester. Hindi sya made-delay grumaduweyt kung maipapasa nya lahat. May pag-asa pa akong magpainom. :grin:

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